You know you’re a mom of preschool children when…
1. It is a rare load of laundry that comes out of the washing machine/dryer without at least one toy newly washed.
2. The refrigerator is covered with drawings held up by cute magnets.
3. You are in awe of your child writing their first and last name on a paper.
4. There are bath toys in YOUR shower stall. (From when you had to give them a quick shower before school or church and didn’t want them to drown while you ran around like a mad person trying to get YOURSELF ready!)
5. Your sidewalk is covered with cute drawings - or at least you, the parent, think they are cute.
6. You cut yourself with a knife while chopping an onion and the only bandaids in the house are those with pictures of “Curious George” or “Spiderman.”
7. You hear thunder and immediately look to the kids to see if they heard it too, or if they are excited about the possibililty of a tornado so they can play/hide in your closet.